H/\PPY \//\LENTINES' D/\Y

Happy Valentines' Day to all sorts of couples in the world.

All sorts :-

1. Guy handsome. Girl chui
2. Girl chio. Guy chui
3. Sweet and loving couples
4. 24/7 quarrel like no mother no father couples
5. Asian couples
6. Ang moh couples

Except for the chao ah neh that fined baby & me for $1800 because we did not declare our ciggarettes when we came back Singapore from Tokyo.

Really is chao ah neh!!! SHORT & FAT & MOR PENG ALL OVER THE LJ BIN!!!!!!!

Baby was in the room and other than that chao ah neh.. and theree was this heavenly awesome Singaporean Chinese female madam who told the ah neh to give baby a chance since it was our FIRST TIME!

But the pua ah neh was damn fuck up! Mai dio si mai! Knnb.

And also curse those 2/3 chao ah nehs at the checkpoint who everyone also don't want to check but check us! Still damn guai lan! Give us attitude! Eh cb! We landed from Japan ok! It's enough to pay for your fucking salary! Without us you don't have salary so you should fucking be grateful and show some respect to us!

Curse you all have no Happy Valentines' and no orgasm for the rest of your lifes.

Ok. Enough of them!

Anyway, I took 62947101242245 of pictures during the trip!

TOKYO IS AWESOME!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! A-MUST-GO-PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back to blog about it when I sort out the photos.
Love you all.