Smlj

Today is SMLJ (Si mi lan jiao) day.

1)

Wtf! Your surname also Lim doesn't mean I have to help you ok! Removed him from my friend list after that. Tsk.

Btw, he fucking comment 10 photos that I've tagged for Sindy.
This shows how annoying can men get. Knn.

2)

A guy called up moments ago, asking for any suitable job vacancies for him. He sounds like 30-40++ on the phone.

After enquiring the positions he's looking for, I asked.

Me "What is your last drawn salary?"

Him "A lot!"

Me "What is A lot?"

Him "A lot lor!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

3)

My colleague's candidate went M.I.A during the second day of work (which is today). She called to his residence for numerous of times, finally he pick up.

*Note* He don't have a mobile phone coz he got no money to pay for the line.

Colleague "Why you never turn up for work today?"

Him "Oh! My dog cut himself, so I need to bring it to the vet!"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wtf right?!

You got no money to pay your phone bill, but you are able to afford to bring your dog to the vet.

Suddenly I feel today feels like April Fool's to me. Lol.

Can't help but laugh at these people.

*Side note*

THEY ARE ALL MEN!!!!

But their answers are so bimbotic. OMG! FWL!!!! (Fuck Women's life)

I suspect they are SMLJ!! Not Si mi lan jiao but Small Men Lan Jiao. Lol.